COOL SLANGS
Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?It's a site with lots of chat slangs and cool words. But there are too many words there. This is kind of like a MINI urban dictionary. Slangs that I find interesting or useful in daily chat life :P:)
>Buddy in-law
A friend of a friend of yours. Someone you have yet to meet, but is friends with your friend. Someone you share a mutual friend with. Someone you share a mutual buddy with.
>Get an Inbox
Derived from the expression "get a room." When couples constantly leave romantic, mushy or suggestive messages on each other's Facebook wall for everyone else to see, someone else may tell them to "get an inbox already" and carry on in private.
Sadie: I love you SO FUCKING MUCH. Ahhhhhhh I'm gonna die from how much I love you <3 <3
Ian: Me too baby.
Sabrina: Holy shit guys, get an inbox.
Sadie: I love you SO FUCKING MUCH. Ahhhhhhh I'm gonna die from how much I love you <3 <3
Ian: Me too baby.
Sabrina: Holy shit guys, get an inbox.
>LQTM
"Laughing quietly to myself." A more accurate representation of the human response to funny things seen on the internet.
When people type lol, rarely are they laughing aloud for the whole world to hear, but merely smiling and laughing quietly to themselves.
When people type lol, rarely are they laughing aloud for the whole world to hear, but merely smiling and laughing quietly to themselves.
>Last Chance Undies
Your last pair of clean underwear, reminding you that this is your last chance to wear any unless you get your laundry done; that pair of ugly old underwear that you reserve for an emergency.
Dude, I gotta do laundry today, I've got my last chance undies on!
Dude, I gotta do laundry today, I've got my last chance undies on!
>File That Under Who Gives A Shit
This is a reply that you give to an announcement that is inconsequential, especially when the person making the announcement thinks it's some sort of big deal.
You won a Golden Globe for that?
Yes, I did.
Wow...file that under Who Gives a Shit
You won a Golden Globe for that?
Yes, I did.
Wow...file that under Who Gives a Shit
>Dissociative Facebook Identity Disorder
A common disorder where a person displays multiple personalities: One in person, and one on Facebook.
Kevin: "Damn, have you met that girl I work with ?"
George: "Yeah, shes a weirdo in person, but she acts all cool on Facebook. She must have Dissociative Facebook Identity Disorder."
Kevin: "Damn, have you met that girl I work with ?"
George: "Yeah, shes a weirdo in person, but she acts all cool on Facebook. She must have Dissociative Facebook Identity Disorder."
>Toothpaste hangover
The effect that makes everything taste disgusting after you brush your teeth.
Augh! This orange juice tastes horrible, thanks to toothpaste hangover!
Augh! This orange juice tastes horrible, thanks to toothpaste hangover!
>Facebook wit
The intellegent humor that nearly everyone seems to gain when they have a half an hour to contemplate a witty response. It is usually a bad comparison to a person's actually conversational skills since they can't sit and contemplate the response for as long as they need.
(Facebook wit conversation)
Susie (7:12): So... supposedly the world is ending on Saturday...
Dan: (7:32): Hell yeah! (pun totally intended ;)
Susie (7:34): You think you'll still be here after the rapture?
Dan: (8:01): Oh, I'm throwing a rapture party! Devil juice and Satan cakes, with the Antichrist spinning!
Susie: (8:04): ROFL!
(Real conversation)
Susie (7:12): So... supposedly the world is ending on Saturday...
Dan (7:13): Oh, wow, that's really interesting...
(Crickets chirping)
(Facebook wit conversation)
Susie (7:12): So... supposedly the world is ending on Saturday...
Dan: (7:32): Hell yeah! (pun totally intended ;)
Susie (7:34): You think you'll still be here after the rapture?
Dan: (8:01): Oh, I'm throwing a rapture party! Devil juice and Satan cakes, with the Antichrist spinning!
Susie: (8:04): ROFL!
(Real conversation)
Susie (7:12): So... supposedly the world is ending on Saturday...
Dan (7:13): Oh, wow, that's really interesting...
(Crickets chirping)
>Brosama Bin Laden
A best friend that you never see. He's always hiding or just at home.
Mike: Hey where's Joey at?
Daniel: IDK man, he's being a real Brosama Bin Laden.
Mike: Hey where's Joey at?
Daniel: IDK man, he's being a real Brosama Bin Laden.
>Chat blue balls
The anxiety and suspense involved in staring as you see a friend is typing an instant message or facebook chat message but never seems to complete it.
Person 1: "What's with Freddy, he was supposed to come out with us an hour ago?"
Person 2: "He looked pretty pissed, he's probably suffering from chat blue balls again."
Person 1: "What's with Freddy, he was supposed to come out with us an hour ago?"
Person 2: "He looked pretty pissed, he's probably suffering from chat blue balls again."
>Beef Walk
Going outside or away from the group in order to fart with less consequence.
Person A: "Where did you just go?"
Person B: "I just went for a beef walk."
Person A: "Where did you just go?"
Person B: "I just went for a beef walk."
Sugar Honey Iced Tea
Sugar - S
Honey - H
Iced - I
Tea - T
It means "SHIT", you just say Sugar Honey Iced Tea when you can't openly swear.
"OH! Sugar Honey Iced Tea!!!"
Honey - H
Iced - I
Tea - T
It means "SHIT", you just say Sugar Honey Iced Tea when you can't openly swear.
"OH! Sugar Honey Iced Tea!!!"
U Jelly?
Another way of saying, "You jealous?
"Guy 1: I got an A+! u jelly?
Pi Time
The time of the day where a digital clock reads 3:14.
What time is? Dude, it's pi time.
What time is? Dude, it's pi time.